Park Petting
If you hear any of your buds ask, Hey, you guys/gals (gender neutrality!) wanna go park petting? the correct answer is you bet I do! Not only is Park Petting a much safer alternative to Extreme Petting Zoo (which involves ham, a disco ball, and polar bears), it’s a fun and easy way to make friends with squirrels, rabbits, raccoons, and the occasional possum! It’s also a cutthroat, fiery competition between humans! Yes. You’ll need a ziplock bag filled with Cheez-Its and a park filled with all our favorite furry (rabies carrying) friends! The object of Park Petting is to lure a park creature into open space with a cheesy snack, and then try to get close enough to pet it! YEAH! Be the first one of your friends to pet the animal, and take home the grand prize: ALL THE REMAINING CHEEZ-ITS. ALL of the them. If you’re sick and twisted, play with Animal Crackers. YE-EAH! Warning: Playing this game may lead to rabies.
P.S. Last week was theme park day at the camp I work at. I got to play Vomit-City Clean Up….three times.
hahaha i was really bored, so i decided i was gonna read some old blog posts. Then i found a whole new blog!(sorry if my grammar is off)
ReplyDeleteYes! A few of your classmates convinced me into posting summer activities every once and awhile (I've been posting mostly on Sundays). I'm slightly disappointed others haven't joined me by posting some activities through the comment section on this blog. (hint HINT!) Especially if you're "really bored" (Miller 1).
DeleteAs soon as i found out, i told alot of my friends. I think alot of them don't have blogger acounts though.
DeleteWell, now anyone can comment. Anyone.
ReplyDelete-Mr.B...or is it...?